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PortmantOH!? - Realtionship

PortmantOH!? – Realtionship

Welcome to our newest serial – PortmantOH!? An exercise in collecting portmanteaus that may or may not already be prevalent in our currently ridicuwesome vernacular. portmanteau: blend: a new word formed by joining two others and combining their...
Viral Video Viaduct - Save Picnicface Special

Viral Video Viaduct – Save Picnicface Special

We’re hard-pressed for original broadcast comedic content in Canada. Unless you count Corner Gas as revolution in television, we haven’t really done much in the ways of progressive comedy since The Kids in the Hall…...
Dirty Words - Vegan, Democracy

Dirty Words – Vegan, Democracy

Vegan (By Danny DeVito) Vegan is to Vegetarianism, as Evangelical Bush supporters are to Christianity. Vegans do not eat or use any animal products, including ‘eggs and dairy’, which is ironic since that sounds kind...
Viral Video Viaduct #7

Viral Video Viaduct #7

Our random roundup of videos worth watching from around the interwebs… 1. Liquid-Plumr Double-Impact Commercial Quite possibly the best ad this year so far.   2. Titanic SUPER 3D What if James Cameron handed off...
Dirty Words - Bachelor, Capitalism, Drunk

Dirty Words – Bachelor, Capitalism, Drunk

Bachelor (By Belle) Formerly an undesirable adjective. An unmarried man resigned to living in a small unkempt apartment surviving off pizza and canned meats. Couples would often take pity on their single friends and invite the unwed...
Viral Video Viaduct #6

Viral Video Viaduct #6

Our random roundup of videos worth watching from around the interwebs… 1. The Downfall of Rob Ford’s Subway Vision The Brothers Ford apparently have a secret ally…   2. Frog sits on a bench …...
The Day

The Day

It’s coming.  When I stepped outside a for my morning coffee a couple of days ago, I thought for a moment that it had already arrived.  But we were a few degrees short of the...
Hump Day Trivia XX

Hump Day Trivia XX

 ”A lot of people say they hate Justin Bieber who haven’t even listened to my music. They just hate the idea of me.” - Justin Bieber  1. The last white man to run in the...
Hump Day Trivia XIX

Hump Day Trivia XIX

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?” - Ernest Hemingway 1.  The screenplay for the James Bond film “You Only Live Twice” was written by Roald...
Hump Day Trivia XVIII

Hump Day Trivia XVIII

“The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.” -Richard Moss 1. An orangutan tried to have sex with Julia Roberts on the set of the PBS production of In The...
Tears or Fears

Tears or Fears

When my grandmother died, I got mad at my mom. While I have great sympathy for those going through vulnerable periods in their lives, I don’t have much patience for bullshit. And here my mother...
Hump Day Trivia XVII

Hump Day Trivia XVII

 “He who delights in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.” — Francis Bacon 1. Kim-Jong Il loved to surf the web, and called himself an “internet expert”. This series has yet to...