Vegan (By Danny DeVito) Vegan is to Vegetarianism, as Evangelical Bush supporters are to Christianity. Vegans do not eat or use any animal products, including ‘eggs and dairy’, which is ironic since that sounds kind of like “legs are hairy”, which they usually are (they are hippies afterall – see previous dirty words). On its...

Bachelor (By Belle) Formerly an undesirable adjective. An unmarried man resigned to living in a small unkempt apartment surviving off pizza and canned meats. Couples would often take pity on their single friends and invite the unwed bachelors over for a home cooked meal; often plotting to set him up with some spinster and save them both...

Baby (By Seamus Gearin) Babies were once the meaning for living. Creating life was a miracle and a blessing and gave purpose to an otherwise mundane existence. Today, they’re a cute pest. With seven billion human beings on this planet, diminishing natural resources, depleted protection from the dangers of space and class war/economic disparity, what...

Jobs (By Matt Collins) Jobs is a archaic term used for a way to occupy time between school and death.  Typically, money was traded for a labour, or, at the very least, presence.  For centuries, the rich found it was an excellent way to keep the poor from rising up and killing them.  However, as...

Banker (By Danny DeVito) Gone are the days when the term Banker was used to describe the humble, bowtie wearing number-cruncher who approved your mortgage or helped launch your small business with a much needed loan.  These days the term is synonymous with corruption, greed, political interference, excess and arrogance.  The humble attitude and bowtie have given way...