The European Union (By Danny DeVito) Conceived as a way to unify Europe and insulate the continent from the risk of devastating war, the utopian dream of a peaceful and integrated Europe is setting the stage for exactly that which it was intended to prevent. Open borders and uninhibited immigration... More
Vegan (By Danny DeVito) Vegan is to Vegetarianism, as Evangelical Bush supporters are to Christianity. Vegans do not eat or use any animal products, including ‘eggs and dairy’, which is ironic since that sounds kind of like “legs are hairy”, which they usually are (they are hippies afterall – see... More
Bachelor (By Belle) Formerly an undesirable adjective. An unmarried man resigned to living in a small unkempt apartment surviving off pizza and canned meats. Couples would often take pity on their single friends and invite the unwed bachelors over for a home cooked meal; often plotting to set him up with some... More
Baby (By Seamus Gearin) Babies were once the meaning for living. Creating life was a miracle and a blessing and gave purpose to an otherwise mundane existence. Today, they’re a cute pest. With seven billion human beings on this planet, diminishing natural resources, depleted protection from the dangers of space... More
Jobs (By Matt Collins) Jobs is a archaic term used for a way to occupy time between school and death. Typically, money was traded for a labour, or, at the very least, presence. For centuries, the rich found it was an excellent way to keep the poor from rising up... More
Banker (By Danny DeVito) Gone are the days when the term Banker was used to describe the humble, bowtie wearing number-cruncher who approved your mortgage or helped launch your small business with a much needed loan. These days the term is synonymous with corruption, greed, political interference, excess and arrogance. The humble attitude... More
