Artism

No Good Bands – U2

Via PhotoBucket I had a whole thesis on U2, about Bono and relationships, and how everyone’s in a bad relationship because they can’t communicate and Bono’s lyrics in, say, With Or Without You perfectly articulate that inability not only to name your own feelings but also the feelings of your loved one,... More

Comparing Masterpieces: Dumb and Dumber VS. War and Peace

article_post_width_dumb_and_dumber In the upper stratosphere of perfect art no two masterpieces are alike. Each bears the original imprint of its creator and demonstrates his hitherto unseen genius to the world. Tolstoy’s War and Peace was hailed by critics as “a rollicking historical novel written for that amorphic and limp creature, ‘the... More

No Good Bands – Tom Waits

tom_waits If I could have one wish come true, I would wish for the time I spent trying to “get” Tom Waits back. Tom Waits isn’t a musician – he’s an actor. And acting is a noble pursuit, except when the actor writes their own scenes. If Tom Waits didn’t put... More

High Spirits: A Photo Essay

YuliScheidt_ProvocativePenguin_Alcohol_7 My job is weird. It’s stuck in this ambiguous space between art and service. I take pictures of people having fun. Recently, during an annual music festival held in Toronto, a colleague and I were deciding which shows to hit up for the night as part of our coverage. Our main criteria... More

Laugh Sabbath Take It To The Screens

Matt - Laugh Sabbath Laugh Sabbath is a forward-thinking, daring and experimental comedy collective based in Toronto. With a weekly comedy series at Comedy Bar featuring regulars like Kathleen Philips, Chris Locke, Tom Henry and David Dineen-Porter, they are setting a gold standard for comedy in Toronto comedy. In keeping with their mission to... More

No Good Bands – Metallica

Collins - Megadeth There are a lot of band names that are dumber than Metallica, but most of them aren’t worse. Hoobastank is worse, sure, but what makes Metallica such a bad band name is the smugness. It thinks it’s an amazing band name. When Metallica chose “Metallica”, they thought “This is the... More

No Good Bands – Wings

Pic via Stripes.com (Click to open in new tab) Imagine you went to an all-you-can-eat buffet, but the restaurant forced you to eat all of the food on a single plate. Every course. No matter how full you are. That is the best way to think of listening to a song by Wings. Paul McCartney has put all of... More

Three Faces of Jerusalem: Improvised Antiquity

Kiya Tabassian and Yair Dalal at dress rehearsal_photo by Jesse Dietschi The house lights are down at Koerner Hall.  Two figures appear on either side of the balcony behind and above the stage. Their Silhouette turns to spotlights and two women begin to sing what, to the untrained ear, sounds like a mix between a Gregorian chant and a call to... More

On Art and Beauty

Inverted Warhol Soup It is a sad age in culture where beauty requires its own defence, but there is a great quantity of appalling, incompetent art that justifies its existence on grounds of standing for an important social cause or for making a life affirming statement. I only have a problem the moment... More