Culture and Commentary

Central & Remote: May 23rd – 26th

C&R may23-26 (2) Hey Toronto! Yuli’s taking a break this week. Her version of break was to provide me with a STACKED list of all the cool things that are going on, leaving me to sort out and pick the best and give them to you, in an easily digestible format, where you... More

No Good Bands – U2

Via PhotoBucket I had a whole thesis on U2, about Bono and relationships, and how everyone’s in a bad relationship because they can’t communicate and Bono’s lyrics in, say, With Or Without You perfectly articulate that inability not only to name your own feelings but also the feelings of your loved one,... More

God Talk / Sky Wizard / Atheist Religions

Via KingDeluxe.ca There used to be almost no conversation I enjoyed more than ‘is there or is there not a god?’. I didn’t think there was and the conversation took place usually with other sceptics, but it was fun to go through the proofs and speculate. Today I find this an absolute... More

The Divinity of Intelligence

Heaven For Hell If there is anything unique about the human race, at least as far as I know, it is the supremely arrogant belief that some all powerful entity – who for some reason takes the same ‘image’ as man, a somewhat intelligent ape– has created the universe just for him (the... More

The World According to God… Pamphlets

Over the past decade I have only rejected one preaching street tyrant handing out “gospel tracts” (God pamphlets). After I passed, I immediately regretted it. My life’s religious reading consists entirely of these tiny packages of enlightenment and I have discovered that the path to Heaven is narrow-minded. So, that... More

Mata Hari’s Guide to Canadian Whisky

Pic Via Bullz-Eye Blog (Click to open in new tab) Damen und Harren, Mesdames et Messieurs… Ladies and Gentlemen: When you enter the LCBO, do you find yourself befuddled by the bountiful selection of brown liquor before you? Do you pace the store frantically in search of the best bang for your buck only to leave with Canadian Club, Crown,... More

One Day Without Shoes

_MG_5403_sm TOMS is a company that works on the simple principal of One for One. When a pair of TOMS shoes (which are based on the equally simple Argentine Alpargatas design) or a pair of their eyeglasses are sold, a pair is given to an impoverished kid. Shoe drops happen as... More

How to: Enjoy Drinking (Alcohol)

Pic via BuzzFeed (Click to open in new tab) This may seem like the least necessary guide ever created, but if there’s anything my years of Professional Drinking have taught me, it’s that whether you’re a youngin’ yet to go off on your first binge or in the midst of a mid-mid-life crisis with a home bar collection as... More

Comparing Masterpieces: Dumb and Dumber VS. War and Peace

article_post_width_dumb_and_dumber In the upper stratosphere of perfect art no two masterpieces are alike. Each bears the original imprint of its creator and demonstrates his hitherto unseen genius to the world. Tolstoy’s War and Peace was hailed by critics as “a rollicking historical novel written for that amorphic and limp creature, ‘the... More

No Good Bands – Tom Waits

tom_waits If I could have one wish come true, I would wish for the time I spent trying to “get” Tom Waits back. Tom Waits isn’t a musician – he’s an actor. And acting is a noble pursuit, except when the actor writes their own scenes. If Tom Waits didn’t put... More