Articles By: pengoo

Pengoo is the mascot and admin of this site. Although his/her/its views do not necessarily reflect those of Provocative Penguin or its affiliates, they probably do.

New Issue Live by Noon!

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We were all busy watching the Leafs kick ass last night (Our prayers were answered!), so we’re tad behind on the new issue. “Religion and Atheism” will be live at 12pm EST today! Check out the sidebar for our new content if you don’t want to wait for the front... More

Provocative Penguin: Reborn!

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319001_455667794472532_257192154_n One week from today (Wednesday) Provocative Penguin will be shedding the “early bird” from our title and relaunching as a full-on flightless bird. The new iteration of our site will be a themed-monthly sporting a spiffy new face. The first Wednesday of each month will mark the release of a... More

Viral Video Viaduct #10

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iphone51 Our random roundup of videos from around the internet worth watching… 1. Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey “Clitorous” 2. The iPhone 5 (Parody) Ad: A Taller Change For all of you iZombies. Calm down, it’s okay. You’ll be fine. It’s just an accurate joke. 3. Hula Hoop Cam... More

Costco Customers Call for ‘Americans Only’ Hours

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VIA JEZEBEL … They want Costco to institute certain hours when only American-born members are allowed to impulse-purchase paletts of baby corns and discount fruit dehydrators. But…it’s not the kind of crazy xenophobia you’re used to. These outraged Americans are sick and tired of Canadians riding their mooses across the... More

A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg About Facebook’s Earnings

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VIA The Borowitz Report Dear Facebook user: Hey it’s Mark. It seems like just yesterday that Facebook had its historic I.P.O. and, thanks to you, my net worth soared to a staggering $20 billion. What an awesome day that was for both of us. [...Full "Story"] More

PP Turns 1!

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Pengoo2 Today, we’ve outlasted most sites of our kind that make no money. We’ve turned 1! Over the summer, we will be working on redefining and redesigning the site, adding more artist profiles, planning our next party (this fall) and, of course, continuing to write thought-provoking pieces while keeping you entertained.... More

Viral Video Viaduct #9

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Superman's Dead Our random roundup of videos from around the internet worth watching…   #1 – DollarShaveClub.com – Our Blades are F****** Great Surely another candidate for best commercial of the year so far.   #2 – Republicans, Get In My Vagina! Who wouldn’t want Bush in their bush?   #3 –... More

Viral Video Viaduct – Save Picnicface Special

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PICNICFACE We’re hard-pressed for original broadcast comedic content in Canada. Unless you count Corner Gas as revolution in television, we haven’t really done much in the ways of progressive comedy since The Kids in the Hall… Or Due South, depending where you come from. Regardless, it should go without saying that... More

Georgia Bans Cute Pictures of Kittens From Facebook

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VIA TYRANNY OF TRADITION As of midnight on May 4th, Georgia will become the first state to formally ban cute pictures of kittens from the popular website Facebook.  The move comes in response to a deluge of pictures of kittens in sinks, kittens wearing Darth Vader masks and kittens doing... More

Viral Video Viaduct #7

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Pic Via BlogoWogo (Click to open site in new tab) Our random roundup of videos worth watching from around the interwebs… 1. Liquid-Plumr Double-Impact Commercial Quite possibly the best ad this year so far.   2. Titanic SUPER 3D What if James Cameron handed off Titanic to George Lucas?   3. The Coolest Story Ever Told On crack…   4.... More

Viral Video Viaduct #6

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tyrone-biggums-featured Our random roundup of videos worth watching from around the interwebs… 1. The Downfall of Rob Ford’s Subway Vision The Brothers Ford apparently have a secret ally…   2. Frog sits on a bench … A frog sitting on a bench.   3. The Flipside (Bar) It’s got people who... More