I would describe your style as “nervous about everything”. What would it take for you to calm down?
Nervous about everything, eh… What do you mean by that? Is that a bad thing? Do you think it affects my jokes? I should change. Should I change? Oh man. Calm down? I don’t know. I’m usually more relaxed if I have sex before I go on stage. Less to prove, I guess.
Which words do you use the most?
“Ummm” and “ahhh”, and “my dick” (multiple variations of that).
Don’t use any of those words to tell people why they should skip a crummy band to come see you, but right now, tell people why they should skip a crummy band to see you.
Come see my show because you can gain a friend though this. I’ll come over to your parents house for dinner and tell them how big of a success in life you are. Also, if you come to Strip Comedy, you can see how big my jokes have gotten since last years Strip Comedy.