A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg About Facebook’s Earnings

VIA The Borowitz Report

Dear Facebook user:

Hey it’s Mark.

It seems like just yesterday that Facebook had its historic I.P.O. and, thanks to you, my net worth soared to a staggering $20 billion. What an awesome day that was for both of us.

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